Daddy Busts Rocco

Tonight while mommy was shopping for dinner at Whole Foods, daddy was relaxing in the condo watching Sunday night football. I (Brownie) was sleeping on daddy’s lap & Rocco was curled up neatly on the other end of the couch.

Suddenly I (Rocco) woke up with an urge to ‘trim my nails’. So I got to it…I don’t know if I was nervous…or what…but I started chewing my nails…biting my nails.

Daddy reached over to give me a little pat on the head. At the same time off came the nail. Daddy didn’t notice. But as he scratched my cheek and neck, I naturally relaxed, and out fell the nail; right on the couch.

All I (Brownie) can say: G-r-o-s-s! Gross.

Daddy wants mommy to save it for Aunt Susie.