Psychic Dogs
Mommy and daddy think we are psychic dogs. No. Not PsYCHo. PSYCHIC.
The reason is that we can ‘predict’ when Regis Philbin will be on “Live with Regis & Kelly”.
Now, you’re probably saying: duhhh. "Regis & Kelly”. Of course Regis will be on. But many times, a guest host will sit in for him. For example, I (Brownie) like when that cute Mark Consuelos or super cute Mario Lopez co-host with Kelly.
I (Rocco) just concentrate on Kelly. H-O-T.
Anyway, you’re probably wondering how we predict if Regis will be hosting. If the big man will be on that day, we start chasing each other around the bedrooms about 5-10 minutes before the show comes on. If we don’t run around like wild animals, a guest host will be on that day. Our success rate is right around 91%.
The reason is that we can ‘predict’ when Regis Philbin will be on “Live with Regis & Kelly”.
Now, you’re probably saying: duhhh. "Regis & Kelly”. Of course Regis will be on. But many times, a guest host will sit in for him. For example, I (Brownie) like when that cute Mark Consuelos or super cute Mario Lopez co-host with Kelly.
I (Rocco) just concentrate on Kelly. H-O-T.
Anyway, you’re probably wondering how we predict if Regis will be hosting. If the big man will be on that day, we start chasing each other around the bedrooms about 5-10 minutes before the show comes on. If we don’t run around like wild animals, a guest host will be on that day. Our success rate is right around 91%.
We honestly don’t know why we do it. We just do.
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